The dating app seemingly encouraged women to lower their standards in a ham-fisted ad campaign. Mmm… ham.

Sure, corporations charge outrageous food prices, but that’s because food is a luxury. Walking up the street with a cheeseburger and a glass of milk is the biggest FLEX modern society has. Nobody NEEDS to eat, that’s what makes buying food such a status symbol.

Male workers at a Japanese company were given the opportunity to experience period pains, proving that even Japanese men will do anything to get out of working.