Sit. Slay. Roll Over. Flambé Dead! If you’re seeking a weapon of mass destruction, may we suggest the Thermonator? It’s an emotional support animal - especially if you get really emotional about fire and laying waste to your enemies - and have a firm belief that you’re a dog person.

Zebras and camels en route to a circus in Fort Wayne, Indiana, caused a traffic halt on an interstate after their trailer caught fire. All animals were safely rescued, with no injuries reported, and the circus performances are set to continue as scheduled.