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**No driver's license, no problem!** Odd News Show/Canva

Culture

8-Year-Old Busted for Taking Mom’s SUV on Solo Target Run

An 8-year-old Ohio girl is safely back at home after taking Mommy’s car on a joyride while police frantically searched for her.

A boring old mall that doesn't appear to have anything being thrown on the ground PCHS-NJROTC/Wikimedia Commons

Culture

Hot Mall Trend Alert: Throwing Things On The Ground

If there’s one thing that malls attract, it’s idiot kids interrupting your shopping experience. If there’s another, it’s them causing panic after dumb pranks gone awry. No wonder everyone prefers shopping online!

Listen, assuming the bathrooms were open, we feel confident we could tolerate spending the night. Major Nelson/Flickr

Culture

Sleep Tissue Massage: Man Locked Into Department Store After He Falls Asleep in Ultra-Relaxing Chair

Can a massage ever really be too relaxing? Turns out, yes.

This is a boring old non-gun sniffing dog that can only smell explosives Tim Evanson/Flickr

Animals

Guns ‘N’ Noses: Mall Hires Firearm-Sniffing Dog

If you’ve got a Mauser, watch out for that schnauzer! The Mall of America has recruited canine backup to catch pistol packing shoppers - and it’s already working