A self-described “ugly.” Japanese man is raking in the big bucks thanks to a brilliant business idea called “rental busaiku” or “not-so-good-looking guy for rent.”

People who have never done the deed can now apply to do it, on television, in a country founded by Puritans. What could go wrong?

The dating app seemingly encouraged women to lower their standards in a ham-fisted ad campaign. Mmm… ham.

So, do you exist in this non-physical resource-heavy computing void… often?