They say crime doesn’t pay, but one man’s trip to the bank cost him a night in the pen.

A priest in Florida is in hot holy water after biting a woman on the hand.

Mail generally isn’t supposed to consist of live animals, but a man hissed his pants after a living rattlesnake was mailed to him. Which would have been just an odd news story if it didn’t happen again.

A Florida man, identifying himself as “Captain America,” was arrested for trying to enter an Air Force Base claiming to have a meeting with a high-ranking official. He now faces federal charges and a mental health evaluation due to concerns about his threat to security personnel.

During a change into jail clothing, a plastic cylinder filled with meth which was hidden in a man’s undergarments dropped to the floor. The man denies knowing how it got there, assuming someone must have slipped it in there while he was sleeping.

Meet JD, aka TitanicFan97, a Florida man with an insatiable passion for Titanic. His quirky quest to amass 1 million VHS copies has turned into a global phenomenon, blending nostalgia, humor, and an unsinkable love for James Cameron’s iconic film.

An unsuspecting man in Florida was shocked when he found an unwanted guest hanging out in his bathroom. The guest was an invasive iguana playing in the bowl of his toilet - animal control was called to deal with the critter, who will now have to relieve itself in the wild.